I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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