ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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