i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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