I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Randomize
