I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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