is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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