69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize