omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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