So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just cropdusted the office
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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