You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
he high fived his dick after we had sex
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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