Buhtt sex?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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