Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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The air was thick with penises
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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