I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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