She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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