when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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