i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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