Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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