5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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