Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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