She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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