If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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