I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
