? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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