I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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