Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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