So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
