nut hugger
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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