That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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