I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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