I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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