Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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