Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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