she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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