I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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