Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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