I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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