i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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