For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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