I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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