I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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