Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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