My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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