She said her name was "party"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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