Please, let me fuck your mom
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Are we still banned from the library?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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