its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
