Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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