i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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