Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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