Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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