I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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