I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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