I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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